Shout out to all bugs that stay away from me, you rock keep doing what you’re doing
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i really just keep getting prettier it’s kind of alarming like in a couple years it will probably be impossible to look directly at me I will be so pretty
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no hemo
that was the best joke i’ve heard all month
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why is everyone in aladdin hot
my original statement stands
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snailing my way snowntown, snailing slow, snaces pass and I’m snailbound
*tununununununtununununtununununununtnununununtunununununun*
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It’s called Karma, Paul.
I needed this laugh.
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Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
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Quick, without checking to see how it’s spelled, tell me this man’s name
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MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL
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The fucking sound he makes kills me every time
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